With no context and no warning, Sabrina dropped 2 promotional pictures for Man’s Best Friend…which is officially THREE WEEKS AWAY!! The caption featured some maybe lyrics??? “Go put on some clothes!” A random pic drop teasing a single is common for Sabrina! Think Manchild teaser video??? But alas…it was not to be.

Ladies. Fellas. I think it’s time to accept we are NOT getting that second single. Now while this is personally a baffling marketing decision to me, (as has this entire rollout tbh) let’s trust the process.

While we did not get the single we may have expected, Sabrina DID announce a 4th and final alternate cover for the Man’s Best Friend cover. At this point, half of my paycheck goes towards rent and the other half goes towards Man’s Best Friend vinyl covers.

This vinyl will have an exclusive bonus song on it titled “Such a Funny Way”, and she also released a limited number of signed Alternate Cover #1 vinyls.

Editor’s Note: This is the cuntiest cover I’ve ever seen and I bought it within 4 seconds of it dropping. Thank you for your service Sabrina.

She also released some new Man’s Best Friend merch! Including the black t-shirt she sold at her Lollapalooza set, a retro CD player, and a phone case!

VMAs Voting is STILL open. Make sure you’re voting for Big Brina! She’s up for Best Pop Artist, Best Album, Best Pop, & Video of the Year.