Nonsense - This is the song that catapulted me from a very casual Sabrina enjoyer (Looking at Me, Sue Me, best songs ever made), into a super fan. Will say though: it’s a song i sometimes skip when listening to this album just because, being one of the only Love songs on this album, it doesn’t always fit the sad/angry vibe I’m looking for when streaming emails.

emails i can’t send - This may not be topping other people’s list, but as a fellow “Dad I loved and admired cheated on my mom and fucked up my view of love forever” trauma survivor…I (unfortunately) related to every word she wrote right here. Fun fact: First song to EVER make me cry real tears. Even though it’s not the most fun listen, the song means a lot to me.

Vicious - SAID IT WAS ME AND YOU FOR LIFE…NOW YOU’RE KINDA ACTING LIKE I DIED??? Should have been the lead single no offense (Skinny Dipping). This song is amazing to scream in the car. When listening to this album in order, I’m already pissed as fuck from the title track so going straight into this I’m primed and ready to cuss a man out.

Read Your Mind - Currently in my Hinge era and this song is speaking to me a lot right now. Because… I can’t read your fucking mind??? Such a fun roll your eyes at men song. Also: It’s crazy this wasn’t a single.

Bad for Business - As a delusional pisces girl myself, this song reminds me of what it feels like to have a hopeless crush on someone you know is bad for you, yet they’re taking up all your thoughts.

because i liked a boy - At one point in my life, this song was much higher, but the more I listen to emails, the more hidden gems I started to like more. While probably the first breakout star of the album, the further we get away from the talked about situation the further this song goes down my list.

Skinny Dipping - The dreamy chorus that makes me feel as if I’m high on shrooms floating in a lazy river makes up for the weird spoken word chorus. This song is like crack and my love of it really snuck up on me. However, melodically I don’t think it fit as the LEAD SINGLE of this album that was genuinely an insane thing to do.

bet u wanna - Hate the way that you left me dry…This song used to be a skip for me, down there with Already Over, but after rewatching her Lollapalooza performance of it? Oh yeah I get it now.

Feather - I don’t know if it’s crazy to have Feather this low, but it took me until the music video to truly appreciate this song. On its own…it’s still a fun bop but I’m not always jumping to stream.

Fast Times - A lot of songs on this album were growers and not showers. This was one of them for me. I’m honestly shocked it made the Top 10 because last year this probably wouldn’t have been the case. But again…as a delusional pisces who catches feelings fast…yeah…yeah.

things i never said - underrated and dare I say…the best deluxe track. (excluding Feather). The simplicity in both the production and her voice is beautiful to me.

Tornado Warnings - PUT THE GUN DOWN I DON’T HATE THIS SONG. It’s just lower on this list than some of the others I enjoy a teensy bit more…So don’t shoot. Tornado Warnings is iconic and guys PLEASE do not lie to your therapists

Opposite - “If you wanted brown eyes…I could’ve got contacts.” Sabrina stand UP. While totally relatable, I have to be in a sad ass mood to want to listen to this song. Free my girl from the clutches of these evil men.

how many things - Fucking forks dude. This song is so profoundly sad that it’s a bit hard to listen to. Our girl was really going thru it.

lonesome - My over-hated underrated baby girl. I don’t get why people don’t love this song…It’s like a sad country western sitting around the bonfire strumming my guitar type vibe. Walked so Slim Pic

decode - Yeah…I know…I’m sorry…Stop yelling at me. Beautiful song it’s just not for me!!! But best believe I know every word and was screaming it at the top of my lungs at the Short n’ Sweet Tour!

Already Over - Now… when I was making this list I was only sure about the placement of two songs…Nonsense as #1…and Already Over as #17…SORRY! This song has never stuck out to me. It’s one of my least favorite Sabrina songs and by far my least streamed on emails. Over the past few weeks I’ve been learning to appreciate it more and more but generally it’s been a skip for me.

Chicago, Illinois - Call me immature but this will and will always be my favorite outro….jaw dropping stuff right here.

Perhaps I am a dick aficionado

Windy city blow him, then I swallow

Now he calls it giving him Chicago

Coachella Weekend 1 - Sabrina Carpenter could write Romeo & Juliet but could Shakespeare rhyme Coachella with Cinderella with Acapella? No I don’t think so.

All about the balls i’m Cinderella

Only use my mouth: that’s Acapella

I'm so glad you came for me Coachella

Argentina Night 3 - I’m not a soccer (football whatever) fan but watching videos of fans hearing this outro go crazyyyy. Messi is like…their Jesus.

When I’m in the bedroom looking sexy

He’s having a ball, he calls me Messi

Argentina will you be my bestie?

Brazil Night 3 - The cleverest use of “come to Brazil” i’ve ever seen, I don’t know how she does it.

Boy come over this is not a drill

He said “Get on top” I said “I will”

Then he made me cum…to Brazil

Sydney, Australia - I KNOW Barry’s ass was not doing all that so this ones just for fun.

When you go down under do you miss me?

He’s so big I felt it in my kidneys

Screamed so loud they heard it here in Sydney

JingleBall - The back to back combo of this and the original Nonsense Christmas outro? Oh Sabrina you will always be famous.

On my knees in stockings, that’s a snow-job

Bring that firewood, I’ll sip the eggnog

Let me hear you scream your jingle-balls off

Argentina Night 2 - Little Spanish moment. And I think she sounds so cute here.

He said “What’s your name?” I said “Sabrina”

Saw that obelisco said “Que linda!”

Who’s the loudest here in Argentina?

BBC Radio Weekend - People tried to cancel her for this but she gets an n word pass from me today.

BBC said I should keep it PG

BBC I wish I had it in me

There’s a double meaning if you dig deep

Bangkok, China - This one used to be 10 before the break up…an obvious joke but she still pulled it off.

If you want some cake I got a bake sho

He be gettin off like it’s a train stop

It goes without saying that I bang cock

Coachella Weekend 2 - Shouting out your famous boyfriend on your second weekend of performing your hit song AND manifesting you’ll be back as a headliner??? YEAH YEAH. 👏🏾

Made his knees so week he had to spread mine

He’s drinking my bath water like it’s red wine

Coachella see you back here when I headline!

Atlanta, Georgia

He hit so hard I’m walkin on a slant-a

This body is on super high demand-a

I heard they like my peaches in Atlanta

Glasgow, Scotland

He said that I’m hotter than Tabasco

I’m just a pint away from shake my ass mode

I recycle baby, where’s the glass go?

Dublin, Ireland

When I’m in the bed you know I’m snugglin’

When I’m in the bathtub I’m in bubblin’

When I turn him on that dick is Dublin

Feather

Objectively the best emails era music video. This video laid the foundation for the vibe and aesthetic we would be getting in the Short n’ Sweet era. It’s so good it makes an (in my opinion) middling song go straight to the top.

Nonsense

What y’all know about Sebastian?? A truly nonsensical video for the wildest song on the album.

because i liked a boy

The costuming in this…chefs kiss. The metaphor of her being in a media circus…ugh Sabrina your mind

Fast Times

Now I wouldn’t say I’m a HUGE fan of this music video…but we did get some pretty great costumes and dark haired Brina so it gets points for that.

Skinny Dipping

Oh Skinny Dippings music video ❤ While it is baffling that you were the lead single you are still very dear to my heart. I love that this video is kind of giving pre-emails Sabrina, with the messier hair and straight bangs, before she decided on the official eics aesthetic of curtain bangs with shiny glossy hair.